Kid – I got a rug burn on my head. (sob!) Me – Sorry, that’s why I told you not to do that
Quotes Category: One-Liners
Young and ignorant
I accept the fact that today you are young and ignorant, but someday my child, you shall be older and slightly less ignorant.
Eat your food
Eat your food!
Idiot town
Look, if I wanted to live in Idiot Town I wouldn’t have moved to the other room for a little peace and quiet.
Finish a sentence
I guess I’m old fashioned and think finishing a sentence is
Flannel sheets
Flannel sheets – The only good thing about winter