Sharing is caring, but Sharon isn’t Karen
I might be paraphrasing, but I’m pretty sure Dante’s 1st level involves standing in line at the #DMV while listening to Christian pop music
I guess I’m old fashioned and think finishing a sentence is
I went to a singles dating club for hermits, but I was the only one there
Flannel sheets – The only good thing about winter
That which does not kill you will also not be able to collect on the insurance.
They want all the benefits of a Christian Society but they don’t want Jesus Christ
Thinking is half the battle, the other 60% involves chocolate.
When I become President I will make Arbitrary Day a national holiday, but will leave it up to you on how and when to celebrate.
That which does not kill you will most likely leave you deeply scarred for life.