Quotes Category: PsyDoug'isms

They say “Dance like no one is looking” But, it really isn’t nearly as much fun if nobody is actually looking.

Sharing is caring, but Sharon isn’t Karen

I might be paraphrasing, but I’m pretty sure Dante’s 1st level involves standing in line at the #DMV while listening to Christian pop music

I guess I’m old fashioned and think finishing a sentence is

I went to a singles dating club for hermits, but I was the only one there

Flannel sheets – The only good thing about winter

That which does not kill you will also not be able to collect on the insurance.

They want all the benefits of a Christian Society but they don’t want Jesus Christ

Thinking is half the battle, the other 60% involves chocolate.

When I become President I will make Arbitrary Day a national holiday, but will leave it up to you on how and when to celebrate.