Quotes Category: Things my kids say

It’s not me, it’s the black tank

Me: Why are you covering up your head? Kid: Because my feet are cold.

You just signed your death warranty

Q-Why are you wearing 2 pair of underwear? A-I wanted to disguise them.

Girl cheese sandwiches for lunch? I wish we had something for boys.

Son #3 – I’m my parents 2nd favorite 3rd oldest son

I’m a good Englisher

If I could marry any cake I want it would be a chicken pot pie