They say “Dance like no one is looking” But, it really isn’t nearly as much fun if nobody is actually looking.
Quotes Category: One-Liners
Wild animals
This is why wild animals eat their young
Log diagrams
Today I had a surprisingly detailed conversation with the child on how to sit on a log. Almost needed a diagram.
Monkey wife
You know it’s true love when she picks the potato chip crumbs out of your beard. Or she’s just hungry because she then eats them. Or she’s just part monkey and grooming you. Or all of the above….
Little cherub
As I’m watching the 3yo dance around in the buff after his bath, I now totally get where the classic artists get their cherub angels from.
Ducks in a row
The kids have the bathroom ducks lined up on the deck railing and I’m barely resisting the urge to target shoot every time I walk by….
Puke bucket
The child managed to hit everything in the room except the puke bucket
Right hand
Today I blew the mind of the 5yo by demonstrating that my right hand is still my right hand whether facing him or facing away
The monkey
Look, all I know is the monkey was already in the humidifier when I went to start it in the morning